"The American people is very supportive of me"  -George W. Bush
"Who will the Anti-Christ be? I don't know... Of course, he'll be Jewish."  -Jerry Falwell
"I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-rascism." -George Bush
"I will never apologize for U.S.A. - I don't care what the facts are." -George Bush
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" -George Bush, touring Auschwitz
"There ought to be limits to freedom."  -George W. Bush
"I want to make sure everybody who has a job, wants a job."  -George Bush
"The little people have needs." -Senator (R) Al D'Amato
"General.  I can't name the general. General." -George W. Bush, when asked to name Pakistan's president
"We should keep the Panama Canal.  After all, we stole it fair and square." -Senator (R) S.I. Hayakawa
"I want a government that does nothing." -Senator (R) Michael Huffington
"The question we have to ask is: Is our children learning?" -George W. Bush
"Eat less." -Senator (R) Robert A. Taft on how to save money
"Sexual harassment on the job is not a problem for virtuous women" -Phyllis Shlafly (R)
"If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights on George Bush's head." -Jim Hightower
"By comparison, it makes 'Rosemary's baby' look like a dream child." -Senator (D) J. Exon on Republican budget proposals
"You don't need to be smart to be president" -George W. Bush
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?" -George W. Bush
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." -George W. Bush
"I think we agree, the past is over." -George W. Bush
"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometime until we get an objective analysis." -George W. Bush
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California." -George W. Bush
"I understand small business growth. I was one." -George W. Bush
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." -George W. Bush
"Keep good relations with the Grecians." -George W. Bush
"I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it." -George W. Bush
"My [tax cut] plan is realistic because it avoids meaningless 15-year projections." -George W. Bush
"The fundamental question is: 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective." -George W. Bush
"Down in Washington they're playing with Social Security like it's some kind of government program!" -George W. Bush
"The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war!" -George W. Bush
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet. -George W. Bush
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" -George W. Bush
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier...just as long as I'm the dictator..." -George W. Bush
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -George W. Bush
"There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'" -George W. Bush
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question" -George W. Bush
"You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -George W. Bush
"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." -George W. Bush
"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." -George W. Bush
"Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work." -George W. Bush
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." -George W. Bush
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." -George W. Bush
"Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads." -George W. Bush
"We need to stop the exquisite sex and wholesome violence that underscore our children" -George W. Bush
"Nigeria is an important continent" -George W. Bush
"If you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." -George W. Bush
"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot." -George W. Bush
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas" -George W. Bush
"They [farmers] will be in the forethought of our thinking thoughts." -George W. Bush
"I think there is some methodology in my travels." -George W. Bush
"I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House-just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process." -George W. Bush
"I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state."  -George W. Bush
"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." -George W. Bush
"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush
"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be: a literate country and a hopefuller country." -George W. Bush
"Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person." -George W. Bush
"As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker." -George W. Bush
"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it." -George W. Bush
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun." -George W. Bush
"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children." -George W. Bush
"I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans." -George W. Bush
"A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness." -George W. Bush
"I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways." -George W. Bush
"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards." -George W. Bush
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." -George W. Bush
"This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead." -George W. Bush
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile." -George W. Bush
"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together." -George W. Bush
"Reading is the basics for all learning." -George W. Bush
"The French don't have a word for entrepreneur." -George W. Bush
"There is a far simpler way [than war] to bring Saddam Hussein and Iraq to its knees- Just send the Bush economic team over there to run the country."  -Senator (D - MA) John Kerry
"I'll give George W. Bush credit on this- He's working a lot harder than he thought he'd have to." -Bill Maher
Somebody needs to tell the Bush administration that the song "This land is your land, this land is my land" does NOT refer to all oil-producing countries.
"If you ask me, the best that can be said for Ronald Reagan is that, if George W. Bush gets re-elected, we may yet end up missing him." -Tom Carson, The Villiage Voice 6/7/04
Seen on a bumpersticker in Hawaii:                              "Make Love not War; Lick Bush in '04"
Yes, our troops deserve our support.  However, their LEADERS are corrupt, self-serving zealots with hidden agendas, and should be tried for treason.
"Flying planes into buildings was a faith-based initiative."  -Bill Maher
"He's like one of those abusive husbands who shows up with flowers after beating the hell out of his wife for ten years." -Joy Behar, on George W. Bush appropriating money for victims of hurricane Katrina
Bush claims that "Democracy respects the rights and religions of all peoples," yet he pushes legislation in the U.S. which is clearly evangelistically Christian and disdains anything non-Christian.  Hypocrisy begins at home...
"President Bush's new Supreme Court nominee must bomb and abortion cllinic.  I know it sounds crazy, but the right wing needs assurance that they've really got their holy man this time... 'Is Sam Alito a decent man with Christian values?'  Well, until he kills a nurse with a pipe bomb there's no way to be sure."  -Bill Maher
"I mean, think about it: other than the war in Iraq, the Katrina disaster, the deficit, the CIA leaks, torture, stopping stem cell research, homeland security, global warming, and undercutting science, we've yet to feel the negative effects of the Bush administration." -Bill Maher
Iraquis get freedom                                               George gets the glory                                    His buddies get rich                                        You get the bill
$87 Million is how much per gallon?
George W. Bush: the only dope worth shooting
If we raised the national automobile mile-per-gallon average, we'd recoup twice what we'd get from drilling in Anwar in Alaska.     If we raised the average by 7.6 mpg, we'd be able to end all oil imports from the Persian Gulf.